CRACK Achievements
All 40 achievements, including the 6 Steam marks as hidden, with what to do and how many players have unlocked each. Unlock rates come live from Steam (fetched 2026-10-28).
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First Crack
Crack the outer shell.
Unlocks in your first shift. Swing the starting pickaxe at the egg until a shell piece splits off.99.6% common -
Automation
Power on a workbot.
Workbots arrive mid-game through the robotics bay. Buy one and switch it on.50.1% common -
Hit and Run
Run over a coworker with a vehicle.
Run over a coworker with a golf cart from the garage.49.8% common - 45.8% common
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#1 Plumber
Fix all burst pipes.
During a pipe burst event, fix every burst pipe. Pipe repairs use a pipe puzzle; v1.0.35 fixed puzzles that completed without registering.40.9% common -
Struck Gold
Break a chunk off a Gold Geode.
Find a Gold Geode in the egg depths and break a chunk off it. An upgraded scanner helps find rich spots.30.3% common -
Nice and Tidy
Pass a workplace inspection.
Pass a workplace inspection event by tidying the work area before it ends.28.2% common - 26.9% common
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Corrective Action
Fail a productivity audit.
Fail a productivity audit. Ignoring the audit target works.26.7% common -
Audit Passed
Pass a productivity audit.
Pass a productivity audit event by meeting its target before time runs out.25.8% common -
Professional Intern
Get a 10% Dream Bonus on a $0 profit.
Make $0 profit in a shift, then get a 10% Dream Bonus on it. v1.0.43 fixed dream bonuses being lost if you quit before the day summary.23.6% common -
Burst Vessel
Burst an Artery Sack.
Artery Sacks are found in the fleshy interior once the shell is open. Burst one.23.2% common -
IT Specialist
Repair 10 Workbots.
Repair 10 broken-down workbots. Bots never break in Chill Mode, so play the standard mode.13.9% uncommon -
Hot Potato
Hold on to a parasite a little too long.
Parasites explode if they do not reach the processor in time. Keep holding one until it goes off.13.7% uncommon -
Overclocked
Fully upgrade a Workbot to max level.
Upgrade a single workbot to max level. Some minerals from the egg depths are used for robot upgrades.12.7% uncommon -
High Score
Score 10,000 points in Eggsteroids.
Score 10,000 points in the Eggsteroids arcade cabinet.11.6% uncommon -
Explosive Personality
Get caught in the blast of your own dynamite.
Stand too close when your own dynamite goes off.9.0% uncommon -
EGG: Containment Breach
Break through the Containment Plating.
Story progression. Keep cracking deeper until you break through the Containment Plating layer beneath the shell.8.6% uncommon - 8.2% uncommon
- 7.5% uncommon
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Egg on Your Face
Hit a coworker in the head with an egg.
Hit a coworker in the head with a thrown egg.7.0% uncommon -
Jackpot
Get the max payout on a slot machine.
Get the maximum payout on a staff room slot machine. It is pure luck, so budget your spins.6.5% uncommon -
Seized Assets
Lose more than half your money to a wealth redistribution.
Lose more than half your money to a wealth redistribution event. Holding a large balance when it hits makes this likelier.4.3% rare - 4.1% rare
- 3.9% rare
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Great Asset
Earn $10,000 for the Company.
Earn $10,000 for the Company. Automate with workbots and haul in bulk with a golf cart to get there faster.3.5% rare -
Cold Case
Open the suspicious vent.
Hidden. Open the suspicious vent. Players report it is on top of the break room and needs a UV lamp.3.5% rare -
Access Granted
Gain access to the [REDACTED] room.
Hidden. Get into the [REDACTED] room. The exact route is not documented yet.3.3% rare -
Free Range
Help the specimen escape.
Hidden alternate ending: help the specimen escape. Players report the route starts by hammering off the nailed boards on a door in the break room extension. It does not need the code-locked door.2.5% rare - 2.3% rare
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Team Player
Transfer $1,000 to a coworker.
Send $1,000 to a coworker with the funds transfer device. Each player has their own balance.1.9% rare -
Out Cold
Fall 10 meters after the sleep gas knocks you out.
At shift end, sleep gas floods the floor. Stay high up (on scaffolding) when it knocks you out and fall at least 10 meters.1.0% rare - 0.8% legendary
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Structural Collapse
Go down with the scaffolding during a collapse.
Ride the scaffolding down during a collapse. Players report the collapse comes from an egg agitation event. Removing the bottom bolts does not cause it.0.8% legendary -
Well Rested
Sleep in your quarters every night.
Be in your quarters' bunk at the end of every shift for a whole run. Never pass out on the floor.0.8% legendary -
Pest Control
Squish 25 beetles.
Squish 25 beetles. Only 0.6% of players have it, so stomp every beetle you see across your shifts.0.6% legendary - 0.6% legendary
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Arcade Master
Beat a coworker at every two player arcade game.
Beat a coworker at every two-player arcade game (Pong included). You need at least two players.0.5% legendary -
Paper Trail
Find every clipboard.
Hidden. Find every clipboard in the lab. A complete clipboard location list is not documented yet. 0.4% of players have it.0.4% legendary -
Snake Whisperer
Play a perfect game of Snake.
Play a perfect game of Snake on the break room cabinet. Patch v1.0.35 lowered Snake's top speed to make this easier, and fixed turn input in multiplayer.<0.1% legendary
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